Friday, June 30, 2006

The Foz,
Sal Fasano works Flash Gordon to his 22 save of the season.
Jonathon Papelbon Karaoke
"I reach down between my legs, ease the seat back"

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Rod Beck's brother rockin' out!

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Carl Everett- Public Service announcement
"Nutter Butter's taste real good on weed"
Barry Bonds starting to resemble the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Maddux 7-8

Monday, June 26, 2006

That's what I'm talking 'bout!
Nate-dog Robertson sports a super 'stache.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Schilling would be Kool if he had one of these.

Saturday, June 24, 2006


Aaron Harang and Jason Larue Hug it out after Harang shuts out the Indians.
Don't do that. That Hurts my parts!
Marlins Hanley Ramirez gets a foot hold on Outfielder Miguel Cabrera.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Blown Load

Off topic but these Eddie Van Halen Reissue guitars are the shit.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Sal Fasano, Cat-like and nimble behind the plate.
We're going Streaking through the quad!
Adam"the Tank" Dunn celebrates his walk off homer against the Brew Crew by going streaking.
It feels so good when it hits your lips.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Johan gives the Sox the Gas Face

Last night Johan Santana whiffed the Red Sox 13 times.
He was totally squeezing some cheeze.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Nerdie Williams
Funny pic from Bernie Williams rookie season in 1991.
Bern baby Bern is approaching his 2,000 game.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Jeff Weaver REALLY Stinks

I had never heard anyone booed so loudly in Yankee Stadium until I saw Jeff Weaver at the end of his tenure with Yankees. He was terrible.
I was also sure that like many others who blew so badly in New York and went on to greatness elsewhere that Jeff Weaver who seemed to have lotsa talent would prove himself somewhere.
Well he was pretty bad for the Dodgers.
But now he is downright terrible for the Angels 3-9 with 6 & change ERA.
To add insult to injury Jeff's brother Jerod Weaver has been called up to the Angels and is 3-0 with a 1.86 ERA.
Sour Beck
The Indians have released relief pitcher Scott Sauerbeck after he was arrested 2 weeks ago drunk and hiding in the bushes with his minor league mistress. That is a shame this was easily the most entertaining part of the Indians season and I was hoping for more shenanigans from this clown. Here are the awesome mugshots of Mr. Sauerbeck and Mrs. Trainwreck.

Saturday, June 10, 2006

The troof about Boof.
Bonser that is.

Boof Bonser-After the 2001 season, he legally changed his name from John Paul to Boof, a nickname he had had since childhood.

Greg Maddux has an announcement

Me,Likey Ice Cream. He,He!
Our Pal Sal,
in a pile at home plate close play but Sal didn't get the call.

Pitching More like The "Big Eunuch"
Johnson got torched by the A's last night giving up the Booty ball to the "Big Hurt", Bobby Kielty(who?), and Antonio Perez(who was 1-33 before goin' deep, deep, deeeeep!)

Friday, June 09, 2006

Kerry Wood already back on the DL

Sad to say I think it is almost about time for Kerry Wood to throw in the towel.
Unless Maddux teaches him how to "pitch" with some finesse, I just don't think Wood's body can handle how hard he throws the ball.
Artie Lange and Sal"the Italian Sausage" Fasano
Separated at Birth?

Thursday, June 08, 2006

John Smoltz embracing the Handlebar Moustache
Sal Fasano Update
Last night our favorite back up catcher went 4 for 4 and went deep for the 2nd night in a row with the Phillies sweeping the Diamondbacks.
Big Sal has raised his batting average some 30 points up to .281.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Atlanta Braves Pitcher Horacio Rameriz
credits his newly grown moustache for the Braves win last night.
Someone finally giving credit where credit is due.

as seen in the Ny Times

All the Atlanta Braves needed to snap a five-game losing streak was some strong starting pitching, a couple of home runs, and a strong ninth inning from the bullpen.
"That and the mustache and the handlebar beards," said pitcher Horacio Ramirez, pointing to the new growth on his upper lip, after he led the Braves to a 5-3 victory over the visiting Washington Nationals last night.
Sal "Sweet Pickles" Fasano
goes yard for the 2nd time this year.
This is your #1 MLB Draft Pick
Mr. Flat Bill himself Luke Hochevar, drafted by the Kansas City Royals.
On a side note,Don Mattingly's son was also drafted by the Dodgers.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

I'm a week late on this, but this story is too damn good not to talk about.
Cleveland Indian Pitcher Scott Sauerbeck was arrested last week after being pulled over by the cops, running out of the car and hiding in the bushes.
Apparrently Scott let his Drunk Slumpbuster Mistress drive his hoopty '66 Lincoln Town Car, she blew a .253 blood alocohol level and probably something else as well.
I'd say thats enough alcohol to kill off any potential STD's.
I wasn't familiar with Mr. Sauerkraut before but I gotta give him some very entusiastic props for the junior high moustache, well done.
Lasting Power
Lastings Milledge has entered the pantheon of Classic Baseball names and he's got hi-five worthy power.
Milledge is joining recent inductees JJ Putz, Coco Crisp, and Milton Bradley(of course).

Monday, June 05, 2006

Fantasy Baseball Geek out!

While my lowly fantasy baseball team remains in the cellar one bright spot is Corey Patterson.
I dropped Juan Pierre for Patterson and so far it has been great.

C-Pat has swiped a bag in 8 straight games, with a season total so far of 25 sb's.
I implore you if you need some speed pick him up.
Stay Classy Jersey
Just a bit outside.
Bob Uecker catches the first pitch at the Brew Crew Vs. Braves.

The Ueck-man also has a restraining order out against his stalker, who apparently confronted Bob at the hotel pool where was staying over the weekend.

This just proves that every celeb no matter how far down the list has a stalker or two.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Great Freakin' Hot Dog

Last week I went over to Big P's house to watch the Yanks vs. Tigers and was served up a great dog that I had never had before.
Big P had been on the prowl for a quality Dog in the vein of sabrett or nathans and picked up some Boars Head skin-on dogs.
Them is some quality dogs with great snapability.
If you ever choose a skinless dog over skin-on you really should kill yourself.
A skin-on dog has great snap, texture, and moist doggy goodness.
Now go get you some Boar's Head Skin-on dogs.
Sal is more than a pal.
He is a friend, indeed.

Sal Fasano gives some words of encouragement to pitcher
Eude Brito after he got a shellin'.

Saturday, June 03, 2006

My new Favorite Classic Mofo
Ross Grimsley P

Booty Call!
Tigers 'stached closer Todd Jones gives up the booty ball to Kevin Youkilis to lose against Boston

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Separated at Birth?

Sal Fasano and Black Sabbath guitarist Tony Iommi

The Mets are Stickin' some 'Stache on the 2 bag.

Stache saddled lothario Jose Valentin has been taking over 2nd for Kaz "the spazz" Matsui.