Tubby Bitches

Look at Nick "Tiny" Johnson & Dmitri Young battling for the 1st Base Job

Keeping in the tradition that any old fat tub of shit can make it in the Big Leagues, here's a shot of Matt Stairs at Blue Jay spring training camp.

Astro's new spring training technique-Line Dancing y'all

the only things they're missing are peanut shells on the ground and a mechanical Bull

Tony LaRussa..................Busted!
Tony LaRussa arrested for dui. He was found asleep at the wheel at a traffic light. Priceless.

Boomer Wells talks about going big game hunting in Africa during the off-season.
"Ostrich was phenomenal. Wart hog is outstanding. … Probably the best animal I had, and it doesn't sound good, was dik-dik. Had dik twice. Very tasty. Very, very tasty. Except zebra. I wouldn't want to eat a zebra."

Trebag's Magic 8-ball Prediction:

Ted Lily will win NL Cy Young.

NL batters won't touch him for the first half of the season and with all the cubs hired guns he should have plenty of run support.

MOund Mug: Mike Pelfrey