Nick"the stick" Johnson (entendre?)
This former Bronx Bomber showed up this year with a fine follicular feature on his lip.
The Stickman is off to a fine start leading the Nationals in most hitting categories.
Johnson so far is batting .372 with 5 dongers, 11 RBI's, 20 Runs, and 2 stolen bags. Whew!
The Yanks should have kept him around. You never know when the Giambino will have another pituitary problem.