Sal Fasano quoted in the NY Times.
Big Time Baby!


Sal Fasano, the Yankees’ new backup catcher, spent the first half of this season with the Phillies and said Lidle would do fine.
“His style of pitching is conducive to ground balls,” Fasano said. “Cory’s not going to overpower you, but he’s going to get you to beat the ball into the ground.”

Bonds is hilarious.
Without his balco juice his body has detiorated. He plays with the skill level and power of Bea Arthur.

The quote of the day came from new catcher Sal Fasano, who joined his seventh major league team in six years: NY Times
“You’re just an animal sometimes, and you go from zoo to zoo.”
Sal Watch reports Sal was traded to the Yankees for a 2nd Base minor leaguer.

Alfonso Soriano Gets his tower Buzzed!

Top 3 Major League Leg Kicks
1.El Duque









2.Bronson Arroyo










3.Dontrelle Willis

Jared Weaver wins 7 straight.
Let's his mullet flow with the wind.

Remember those Piazza Gay Rumors?
Caught Red Handed.

Squeal Like A PiG!
JD DRew is down and out in Beverly Hills after getting Beaned by Jeff Suppan

The Cleveland Indians
trade Bob "Battle of the Bulge" Wickman to the Atlanta Braves
for A Catching prospect. Considering what the Reds gave up for a couple middle relievers the Indians Management certainly did not push Wickman's value. In fact Indians GM Mark Shapiro seems completely incompetent.

Greg Maddux's frustration boils over as he argues with a fan.
"Who you callin' Honky, Honky?"

The Yankees New Secret Weapon
Code Name:Big Boy

Why the Long Face?

Smells like someone dropped an "El Duque"!

The Lizard also likes Ice Cream

Armando Benitez 's Contract Renegotiation
"Me get save, me get Ice Cream"

How do you get Bob Wickman not to blow a save?
Promise him a hamburger!

Gary Majewski was just traded to the Reds and will report after the weekend as soon as the D&D and renaissance convention is over.
I am the warlock a woo, woo kah choo.

Feel, Feel, Feel......Feel My Heat!
Chad Cordero fires it up.

Oh Sherri
You should've been goneKnowing how I made you feelAnd I should've been goneAfter all your words of steelOh I must've been a dreamerAnd I must've been someone elseAnd we should've been over

He,he-That tickles

Giddy Up

Alex Gonzalez takes Julio Lugo for a test ride

Papelbone-Karoake 2
"I would do anything for luv but I won't do that"

Kenny "the Gambler" Rogers
You gotta know when to hold 'em,
You gotta know when to grow one

When I hear James, I have to Dance.